More Dad Jokes with Andrew
- Mandy & Andrew
- Sep 9, 2019
- 1 min read
Since Andrew has got a million jokes, and is coming up with new ones every day, we decided it was time for another installment of Dad Jokes with Andrew! Enjoy!
Andrew: I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness. Mandy: Do you tell them to fuck off when they answer the door?
A: Breaking news! An earthquake hits Las Vegas. 3000 Elvises were all shook up! M: That’s not breaking news, didn’t you hear about Elvis’s dyslexic brother Alan? He was such a pain in the ass!
A: Helpful Tip. Eating cereal in the shower doesn't save nearly as much time as you think it will. M: Well, Andrew, not everything is better when it’s wetter.
A: I just found out the name of my neighbour's cat. In other news; I now have free Wi-fi. M: Does everyone use the name of their pussy for their Wi-fi password?
A: It's true exercise puts years on your life. I've just done some and now I feel a hundred and bloody four! M: It’s okay, love, you only look a hundred and two, you’re still fine!
A: I amused myself this morning in the coffee shop. I went to the counter. The guy said, “Can I help you?” I said, “Can I speak to the owl please?” He said, “Who?” Fucking works every time! M: Literally cannot take you anywhere … *winks*
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