Dad Jokes with Andrew
- Mandy & Andrew
- Aug 30, 2019
- 1 min read
Andrew: That’s disgusting, let’s bring them in the house!
Cats and small children
Mandy: Bring the cats inside, leave the small children!
A: I've spent the afternoon sprawled out naked on the sofa reading a book and drinking a glass of wine. In unrelated news, I'm barred from Waterstones.
M: Waterstones—Is that a department store? Or your nickname for your balls?
A: As someone once told me, "You may not be clever, you may not be handsome, but you are piss yourself funny." Thanks Grandma.
M: Tell me, how is your grandma’s incontinence now?
A: I've just started an OCD support group at my home. I don't have it myself but I'm hoping they're going to do all my housework!
M: Give them coffee and watch them go! You get a tidy house and free entertainment, win-win!
A: To find out your Dolphin name, lick your fingertips and rub a balloon.
M: Wonder if that works with anything else? *glances down*
A: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
M: They really should be careful, we wouldn’t want them to RAM into each other!
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